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This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in … well, pretty much ever.

I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal. I’m about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables. When my guests come over it’s gonna be like, BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fucking squash.

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Wow. I mean, WOW.

Wait, did I say that last post was commercial of the year?

This should have been on during the SuperBowl.

Gabe found this. I’m not even sure how. I’ve tried, and haven’t been able to figure it out. Anyway, this stands by itself:

… and here’s what hicks do with Photoshop:

… and this is just weirdly awesome:

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